This is seriously impressive. Did you rewatch the whole season?

5 foundations, 1.5 hours... unless you’re going to be on TV that’s a huge NOPE. Special occasion m/u takes 45 minutes at the LONGEST with lashes and eyelid tape henny

After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.

You might try Benefit’s Push Up liner. I got a sample size this weekend and it is hella black and it doesn’t budge.

Just to be clear, by ‘Devil’s Advocate’ you really mean ‘Homophobe Apologist’, right?

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Painful confession time: I was initially incredibly judgey about Amber Rose and my teen daughter had to school me on this. We’re a fact-based sex education household, and yes, even so I had all this judgement.

There is no “we.”

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

If you wanted a traditional male-style haircut (ike this woman did) wouldn’t you want to go to the place that does male-style haircuts all day everyday instead of going to a salon stylist who might not do more than a handful of short cuts and no traditional barbering in a given month?

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

I can’t believe this question still needs answered.

Good intentions pave the road to hell etc etc etc but what matters here is that Slave Tetris is super tasteless. Countless lives lost to the Middle Passage, lost to the bottom of the sea, lost to disease, starvation, impossibly cramped quarters, and the makers of this thing wanted to gamify the experience? Wanted to…

The gospel according to Huckabee: “You can be a child molester, dog torturer, convicted rapist or law breaker, as long as you do so in the name of Jeebus. Except be gay and have human rights. Ain’t nothing gonna protect you then. Oh, and Benghazi. Amen.”

I really really wish that every blog post about Kim Davis would mention that she’s an elected official. Important, because SHE CAN’T BE FIRED. Say it with me, kids: she can’t be fired!

Brandi, have you tried using Seche Vite Dry Fast Topcoat? You don’t have to wait for the polish to dry before putting it on, and it dries the under layer very quickly. It’s a staple in the nail world.

“Hey, calm down lady! You just get out of women’s prison?”

Sex with Lucas was so good WE NAMED IT!

I loved the scene when they’re at a drugstore buying necessities for a cruise when they start a conversation about perhaps buying condoms, but without actually using the word “condom.” This, of course, confuses the shit out of Rose.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!