So, I did a quick bit of math and here is what I came up with

They would still break it because they won’t know the AC is on.

Basically, exactly like the Toyota Camry on the showroom.

Hush your mouth! Don’t you know it’s misogynistic to point out any differences between sexes? Men can carry purses, bedazzle their license plate frames, and take two minutes to reapply their makeup while you wait for them to back out of their spot in the crowded parking lot, too!

But we do get to say that we hate it.

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

Maybe Driscoll should get some lessons from the Clintons on how to really milk run a charity...

My car will be programmed to protect it’s occupants at all costs, because I will explain to it that to do otherwise means a one-way ticket to the crusher.

Noun: hoonbilly. Verb: yee-hoon(ing). Adj: hazzardous.

Having worked with carbon fiber quite a lot in my college days: hell no to ANY clothing made out of CF. you will be itchy for the rest of your miserable existence.

The reality is, you can have a Bolt and a deposit on a Model 3 also. By the time you take possession of the Bolt, reach the end of a 2 or 3-year lease on it, your Model 3 may be just about ready to deliver.

Neutral: Will Anyone Buy A Chevy Bolt?

Incoming jokes about “Destiny lacks a story so why need subtitles” comments.

He probably just has to repair the welds on his intake manifold.

As a spectator sport ya, nothing fucking happens. I’m no big fan of nascar, but F1 has zero action in comparison.

flame suit on!

But then, F1 is garbage too? No?

“we are down on power”

I won’t believe it until Torch creates a rendering of it based on scrap pieces pulled from a GM dump and Jalopnik gets blacklisted by the GM PR department but not before Patrick crashes a camouflaged prototype into a wall in Virginia.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

He was protecting his line. ;)