I’ve encountered people who believe it’s both flat and hollow simultaneously. 

It seems to be either dipshit rich hippie liberals, dipshit Bible-thumpers, or dipshit ultra-Orthodox Jews that mainly buy into it.

I’ve found that the flat-earther thing cuts across ideological lines, actually.

Trump isn’t Putin’s puppet, he’s Netanyahu’s. 

Would it actually bother you if he did get the nomination? I don’t believe he will. 

Given that Sanders endorsed Clinton when he lost, campaigned on her behalf, and encouraged his supporters to vote for her, he must be a really deep-cover Russian agent, then. Keep right on looking for “Russiaaa!” under every bed, though.

I think it was more of a case of Democratic voters choosing her because they thought they were playing it safe than a conspiracy against Sanders. I don’t believe he would have automatically defeated Trump, either. (he assumed Trump would lose like most people did)

Bernie bros being whiny hypocrites doesn’t make the allegations from the Biden camp any less ridiculous.

No more ridiculous than believing Sanders is the only person trying to sink Biden, as if he’s the only other one running.

Also, it’s just one enemy in particular who orchestrated it all, even though he defended your actions. (the conspiracy goes that deep)

So you believe the allegations against Biden are a Berniebro-led conspiracy, I take it.

I like how the campaigns of every Democratic presidential candidate besides Sanders (with the possible exception of Gabbard) believe their opponents are all somehow Bernie bros. 

He didn’t even mention Bernie, but since you did, I would point out that Bernie opposed the Iraq war, whereas your hero Hillary supported it. 

I’m really amused by the Beto bros’ false dichotomy, too, where every person who isn’t enamored with their golden boy is somehow an uncritical Bernie supporter. 

If he’s supporting capitalism, he’s not changing anything.

Lots of butthurt Beto bros in the comments. Lol. 

You’re assuming Hillary Clinton has never been criticized on Splinter. 

He deserved to lose. 

B-but, civility! We have to hear both sides, maaaan!

Yeah, if anything, Hannity might use it as an opportunity to dump on HuffPost for briefly hiring her (along with the “liberal media” in general) and claim that “liberals are the real racists.”