Odds are CofO may not even have a team playing...they’re just using the facilities for hosting purposes. I attended a religious school (specifically, University of the Ozarks a few hours away), but we drank, smoked and banged chicks on a regular basis. I get it, but I’ll openly agree that it’s completely ridiculous.…

No joke! If I have to see that Hyundai commercial where they’re singing “Sweet Caroline” again I’m gonna blow my brains out

I always thought the Caspian Sea was from the Narnia Golden Compass movies. My mind has officially been blown

I’m with you. However, I’m more confident that he’s not a cocksucker.

I like the Portishead reference. Underrated band ...horrible name for a band

Well-defined and descriptive... kudos

This just in: Dusty Baker coached teams don’t “advance”

Nothing more badass than tying the arms of a sweater around your neck and cutting your sandwich twice (club sandwich)

But, I’m like 4-1 in fantasy right now bro... it’s unheard of because I’m traditionally awful at it.

Yes...you’re giving Dusty Baker way too much credit. Any chance to winning a series was immediately lost the moment he was hired

and to never hire Dusty Baker. It goes for American and National League(s). He’s baseball’s Marty Schottenheimer  

It’s like hiring Dusty Baker as your manager. Everyone gets all amped up with hope, just for it to be shattered

Kareem...what you said there was clever AF and stars all around.

Ronald Reagan?

The Red Sox teams after Ted definitely turned some ....heads

Fuckin’ Burke. What’s new

I’m with you. A part of me wonders how such a socially awkward dude could work in an industry like bartending.

I really don’t think he meant anything by it. I think he just acts like a dumbass when he’s in a good mood (which has been rare throughout this season)

Dude killed it at the annual company picnic sack-race