So if the other team kneels for the anthem the Ozarks team will forfeit the game?

No joke! If I have to see that Hyundai commercial where they’re singing “Sweet Caroline” again I’m gonna blow my brains out

More likely they don’t need to know where the Caspian Sea is. Does the Navy even operate there?

Fox’s history with their successful shows somehow makes that even worse.

The worst part about watching sports on Fox is having to see commercials for all the terrible shows that Fox puts out every year. I know there are a lot of long-simmering atrocities in America like racial injustice, economic inequality, sexism, rape culture, etc. but having to watch these promos has gotta be, like,…

Slightly related to that, but are only like six companies advertising on either channel? I get that ads are supposed to be repetitive, but damn if there isn’t enough variety.

Is there something I’m missing?

I like the Portishead reference. Underrated band ...horrible name for a band

Given where Portis’ head is at, that dummy’s going to need a hiatus.

Who told you that a sucker punch required that it be coming from behind “from an unknown assailant”? Straight-up punching someone who has no idea they’re in a physical confrontation before they get punched definitely fits every definition I’ve seen.

This just in: Dusty Baker coached teams don’t “advance”

Wow, Dusty Baker concerned about an ace pitcher not having enough rest? Scott Boras asking to be taken at face value? There is nobody to believe here.

But, I’m like 4-1 in fantasy right now bro... it’s unheard of because I’m traditionally awful at it.

Wait, can you not see the headbands??

There’s something inherently wack about tennis players acting like bad boys. You’re playing tennis tough guy, let’s get real.

Yes...you’re giving Dusty Baker way too much credit. Any chance to winning a series was immediately lost the moment he was hired

Fuck these fucking assholes.