Cops say he has “minor criminal offenses” on his record

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

weird way to spell ‘ratings’

effective coping mechanisms to deal with home state shame

I’ll bet the “homo lobby” is very tastefully decorated

Its called compression oppression

fuck all this

Literally what

Comments like this irritate me. Reddit’s has 3.3 million commenters and has feminist/social justice subreddits which shit on this comment section. It has awful racist, fascist subreddits and it has amazing ones.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

Yeah, once your ass cheeks starts multiplying like a fertilized egg it might be time to find looser fitting pants.

It’s exhausting because they think thay have to be “on” all the time? I dunno what to tell you. Are all your friends twinks? Twinks are EXHAUSTING.

I dunno it’s pretty effective for me.

Thank god I’m gay, straight people are exhausting. I’m actually surprised you kids ever get it together.

“I just thought you were really butch!”

Hahahahaha, I love this. “What do you mean we’re—OH SHIT!”

I haven’t planned a wedding but when people say weird/awkward stuff to me and my boyfriend, we like to act surprised. As if we’re just finding out we’re two dudes ourselves.