The average number of partners for Millenials is 8? Like ever? My friends and I must be making up for whole platoons of celibate-until-marriage fundies.

“... the decision to cast Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm was the first indication we had that the movie was going off the rails ...”

I too have always dreaded this lame tradition, until I caught my first bouquet! After 10 years of attending weddings and being a bridesmaid for several of my friends, I still hadn’t caught a bouquet. I’m about to be 32 and I’ve been feeling a little hopeless in the love department lately, so when I caught my first…

Holy shit, you went full Godwin.

Have you read the books?

So it didn’t take long for the people who find a way to complain about absolutely everything to suggest that showing Theon’s face was a way of making it about “manfeels,” rather than sparing Sophie Turner and the viewer the actual sight of her being raped.

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

Anything that began “If I was single, I would....”

I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.

My husband threw me a surprise wedding. We had gotten engaged a few weeks before and I was thrilled but seriously freaked out about the idea of planning a wedding. My family always throws this huge ultraformal New Year’s party, and that year my best cousin was weirdly invested in what dress I was wearing to it, but I…

My husband is from India so we had a moderately traditional Indian wedding. While we hacked a lot of traditions for times sake (we cut our ceremony down from 8 hours to 2), the one thing we both adamantly refused to include was the time honored tradition of the brides family begging the groom to marry her.

This sounds right. My ex was a diagnosed narcissist and control freak and hated every independent thought I ever had. But he's told our daughters that he will not accept them pursuing anything but a high paying job.

(Hard to say if strong in this sense literally means “able to lift stuff” or like, strong-willed.)

I have no idea. But being in the public eye sure must be ruufffff!

That story is amazing. I love the resolution - shouting and whiskey.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

I was in what I thought was a pretty great relationship with a cool dude. We lived together, and everything was happy and good. We were in the happy honeymoon phase of the relationship, which is what makes this even more strange. We both worked 9-5 jobs, and one day we were texting each other as usual throughout the…

BRB, off to launch my lentil-ring business on Etsy. Thanks for the idea, sucka!!