This story was legit the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning lol.

This story is bigger in Central Iowa today than the impeachment story. I’m not even fucking kidding.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

I don’t know whether to laugh orbeso offended by this comment.

I can’t keep them in the house. I will eat an entire box in a sitting and not even be sorry. Can’t do it.

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Is it a worse look than having a Native American caricature stamped on your 50-yard line?

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Dan Pasqua. Ellis Burks. Lance Johnson.

Ron Karkovice

Chick-Fil-A refuses to sell me waffle fries every Sunday because of their personal vendetta against me.

He could be Terrible Bo Jackson.

Motherfuck.

You know, there are a lot of ...let’s say questionable/controversial...Marchman takes out there, but deriding a Dollar Dog Night is a bridge too far.

People will smash windows even if the AC is on full blast and the kid/pet inside is quite comfortable. Everyone wants to be an hero.

Two obvious takes

Jesse Reasoner is actually a teammate of The Progressive Liberal, fighting foes like Roger Ignorance and Peter Cognitivebiases with rational thinking and solid logic. He is currently winless.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

No. This is good, this is a good move. A top 5 prospect in Jimenez and another top 100 in Cease. Basically this means that the Yankees were not going to part with either Torres or Frazier and that the Astros had no intention of moving Tucker.