At least it broke up their 12-part series on Jason Momoa’s favorite essential oils. Iowa tries way too fucking hard.

No. Now is the time for conveying thoughts and prayers.

You’re making an assumption here. He may very well have drenched his loafers in the process.

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

It’s good thing she was crouched when he kicked her. They obviously don’t want another kicker who hits uprights.

I think there should be a lower tier Hall. Players could be eligible 2 years after retirement, then after 5, they’d be eligible to be elected to the Hall of Fame. I propose it be called the “Hall of Some Guys.”

Even the White Sox Facebook post struck me as surprised/confused.

Murder-suicide...

After watching the video, I’m comforted by the knowledge that his final bout brought 5 minutes of entertainment to tens of people. It would’ve sucked had his death been in vain.

And if you drink the tap water, you can skip the GoLYTELY!

I’m not an advanced metric fanboy, but IIRC, his BABIP was over .600 a week or two ago. Now it’s .460. He will be back to being a full-time butt shortly.

People get really bent out of shape about this, but it’s pretty much standard procedure when an autopsy includes examination of the brain. Fresh brain is the consistency of warm jello and is a pain in the ass to dissect. Many (most?) institutions will let it soak in formalin for several days to help it firm up. The…

Counter Point: Chris Getz knows a lot about undeveloped potential. 

Sox player-development director Chris Getz spoke about him to Daryl Van Schouwen of the Chicago Sun-Times for a story that ran yesterday.

You referenced a home run without using “dong(er).” Seems like a missed opportunity.

I think the White Sox are doing it themselves. How else do you explain having two guys named Giovanni/Geovany Soto? Use your imagination, guys!

Completely agree. If you can’t win, at least suck with purpose.

Sometimes being called fat and ugly feels better than just being ignored.

I love when someone goes to the effort to report on White Sox spring training. It’s like reading a review of a community theater production.