“The five isolated theropod phalanges collected inside the trunk must have entered the ribcage from above before the final burial of this specimen.”

It’s a win-win for Trump.

At least it broke up their 12-part series on Jason Momoa’s favorite essential oils. Iowa tries way too fucking hard.

No. Now is the time for conveying thoughts and prayers.

You’re making an assumption here. He may very well have drenched his loafers in the process.

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

You can’t be the guy who wears hats, guy who wears bow ties, and guy who wears checks with stripes. You have to pick one. I’m sorry, it’s just the way it is.

I’m looking forward to the next few months of the instructors humming sick beats in place of usual playlist.

It’s good thing she was crouched when he kicked her. They obviously don’t want another kicker who hits uprights.

I think there should be a lower tier Hall. Players could be eligible 2 years after retirement, then after 5, they’d be eligible to be elected to the Hall of Fame. I propose it be called the “Hall of Some Guys.”

Even the White Sox Facebook post struck me as surprised/confused.

The Oceanside thing was such garbage! They could’ve at least had Tara’s group be pinned down or something before they arrived. It would’ve resembled an actual rescue as opposed to just we’ll-ambush-these-guys-so-you-dont’t-have-to. Fucking lazy.

Murder-suicide...

So about the grave scene, I thought that was him reflecting at Glen and Abraham’s graves. That was a flash forward?

I always thought it would be politically shrewd for Republicans to keep left-leaning Puerto Ricans content in Puerto Rico instead of having things get so shitty that they migrate to Florida (or another swing state). But now it looks like they’d rather just have them die instead.

After watching the video, I’m comforted by the knowledge that his final bout brought 5 minutes of entertainment to tens of people. It would’ve sucked had his death been in vain.

And if you drink the tap water, you can skip the GoLYTELY!

I’m not an advanced metric fanboy, but IIRC, his BABIP was over .600 a week or two ago. Now it’s .460. He will be back to being a full-time butt shortly.

People get really bent out of shape about this, but it’s pretty much standard procedure when an autopsy includes examination of the brain. Fresh brain is the consistency of warm jello and is a pain in the ass to dissect. Many (most?) institutions will let it soak in formalin for several days to help it firm up. The…