In 2011, a worker at Sandia National Laboratories incorrectly turned a valve that unleashed an explosion that could have killed him another co-worker.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Mock him all you want, but and Official MLB Rawlings baseball hit off the bat of Jhoulys Chacin will fetch $4 on ebay. Of course an unused Official MLB Rawlings baseball will get you $6. But still.

So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

I am all for calling attention to the White Sox many inadequacies, but this happens to most teams once a week or so. This just seems cruel.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Not the hero America needs, but the hero America deserves.

“On the surface, a donation to a private high school might not seem like the most humanitarian act imaginable, but that same donation might help the school offer a scholarship to a financially needy student.”

I did not, but I did forget the customary disclosure. This mistake has been fixed.

This is more like it. I had to go four whole days without a post about the White Sox while you blathered on and on about badly officiated basketball games involving unpaid teenage labor.

D.B. Pooper

White Sox coverage is the new 500 Days Of Kristin.

I think a truer statement is that not all Chicagoans are White Sox fans but all White Sox fans are Chicagoans. There’s no out of town Sox fans.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.