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I applaud your ability to type “Beavis” about a dozen times and avoid any form of jokes. Because I surely couldn’t.

I get not wanting to see it spoiled, but if you go to ESPN.com the day of the Super Bowl you wouldn’t be mad that they spoiled the outcome. This is a newsworthy event, so we have to cover it. I apologize for spoiling this, but hopefully this clarifies why we report the results.

Nope to all these pieces today (at this family of sites and others) fawning over her for saying the bare minimum truths that progressives share in meme form on FB. Not to mention that the majority of her “points” have already been made by the top two progressives on the stage (barring the reparations commentary).

I think lapped cars should be allowed to turn around and drive in the opposite direction at full throttle, take out a few opponents, then pause and hit ‘Restart Race’.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

I bet you feel like a FAKKING VANKER after being wrong about the series.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

HAHA! Look at this guy! He doesn’t know how to use the seashells!

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Cool story. let me just tell you i dont care about your comment or anything. 

He’s a businessman. Comes off as someone whose primary savvy lies in marketing. But he clearly loves racing (completely separate from McLaren is his United Autosport team), and honestly, he’s clearly turning shit around in Woking—I won’t speak ill of Ron Dennis, but Eric Boullier and his lackeys were driving the team…

It wasn’t a murder. It’s likely not even a crime. Which is why the conspiracy of silence makes no real world sense.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

No 30mm BRRRRRRRT, no deal.

Unfortunately, his health insurance doesn’t cover potholes and he now owes $62,950 for the procedure.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

And could you put “top quality” in bold?  You can’t?  OK, whatever.