with a value of up to £5 billion, or $6.4 million

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

lol yeah it’s the millions of people who have to buy cars that choose to make it suck, independently from one another.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

Should be enough for the headline every day.

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

From Julian Carr’s 1913 Silent Sam dedication speech:

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

ima do it tho

“I can see how what he’s describing would be annoying to deal with, but is there a chance that it’s hypercritical?”

The pants pull up at the 4 second mark is almost astounding.

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

But both kids are black...

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.