This zoo is in denial. 

Cats are extremely telepathic.

feed her to a bear

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

Here’s the list:

Oh, by the way, transporters have 100% mortality rate

YESSSSSSS more Diana Moskovitz pieces over here on Jezebel pleeeeease

I’d be checking that hole for pink slime.

A) That Oscar win was bullshit and his movie was weak.

Front loading washer.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Drip pan still in the bed too.  Tsk tsk tsk.

Great! Now you will get the drivers in trouble. The wheel chocks are supposed be in front of the tires when parked, not in the bed. The road-master will get to rip them a new ass.....lol Notice the two front tires on the Humvee were different treads?

I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

My best, Ed

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s touching in this era of increased racial tensions that an unreconstructed racist can reach across the aisle and offer a helping hand to a minority candidate who shares his passion

More like Pooperintendent amirite