Pay your interns!

You often don’t need the textbook, and you never need the jersey.

You’d think that Mr. Richardson would just puff up those impressive wattles and other air sacs on his face in order to get attention from the females of his species.

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

“And don’t forget Giancarlo Stanton.”

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

Comet me bro

Do you have a better plan for him to feed his grandkids?

NO. PAGES.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Actually I’m only worried about what happened to Comment Of The Day.

TRADE DEFICITS ARE NOT BAD THINGS.

The actual production model will look slightly different.

I feel bad for this guy.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.