“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

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South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

They actually built some prototypes, called the LiveWire, and let the press ride them. They were very well received.

what you just saw was mileek inheriting the earth.

I bet these sorry NBA officials didn’t even call that a charge.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

You’re fired. No disrespect.

He is correct, Diana is excellent.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

He’s black.