“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Also, because he is old. They never get them when they are just starting out. It seems to take 2 or 3 decades before this behavior becomes a problem. Right about when the power players are lining up to replace him. (whoever he is)

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

i am sure that was funnier in your head.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Texas is what happens when you shut down PP. Kansas is what happens when you cut taxes for the rich. Wisconsin is what happens when you cut education. The Great Lakes and Flint, MI are what to expect when you kill the EPA.

Why do we continue to act surprised that our government clearly doesn’t have our best interests…

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

No problem!

You couldn’t have saved this for earlier in the season?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Let us remember this latest Bowling Green massacre.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Dime Bags Two For One

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.