“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...

Josh Brown may dispute his ex-wife Molly’s claim that he hit her, but I think, looking at the evidence, that her accusations are pretty solid. In fact I’d say they’re unsinkable.

Yes

In that last gif everyone seems focused on the guy in the red shirt, but they the guy on the right goes fucking flying by!

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

‘The Bush administration once called for the development of a nuclear nucular “bunker-busting” warhead’

He’s no George Washington. I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn heads.

Floor your car to about 10 miles over the speed limit then coast to 10 under and repeat until you reach your destination for the best fuel economy.

+ 3/5^ths?

Doesn’t have to talk to the media if he doesn’t want to, just another one of the perc’s of his job.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

This is my favorite comparison.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Look up the McDonald’s case, would you?

“We shoulda had more time.”