I come here to read about cars, not to read what you and the rest of the anti-cargo-heisting media have to say about Julio Nivelo. It’s been three months since the heist. You and the rest of the anti-heisters didn’t get your fucking gold flakes. Get over it.

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Coach Petrino has been firm that on the two occasions in which he previously commented on the matter, he did not know about the information provided at that time.

POLITICIANS ::clap:: ARE ::clap:: MORE ::clap:: POPULAR ::clap:: WHEN ::clap:: NOT ::clap:: RUNNING

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

D-Bag for D-Backs Angers D Blacks

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

If anyone still thinks Bernie would’ve won the general, look at this oppo research that could’ve been used. Uffda.

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

+1 ping only

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

(Zobrist with Royals) (Royals win championship) (signs with Cubs) (Cubs win championship) (traded to Twins) (Twins go 61-101 and miss playoffs by 25 games) (Twins management shakes him to see if he’s broken)

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.