just wanted to say that i have a similar picture from damn-near the exact same spot. i love Croatia.

cargo shorts strike back

*whispers* they’re assholes, too

“trust me: people suck.”

might be the finest thing you’ve ever written.

if only we had seen it coming... https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/03/bike-share-oversupply-in-china-huge-piles-of-abandoned-and-broken-bicycles/556268/ 

i also pitched in high school, but would have no idea what i’m doing out there.

i would 100% eat *any* spherical pizza.

“Tomfooleries?”

on to Phase 2

came for the chocks and drip pan comments

knew it was an auto-translate quirk, thanks!

knew it was an auto-translate quirk, thanks!

knew it was an auto-translate quirk, thanks!

“Sir , have heard of bed bugs on trains but shocked to experience on our maharaja and that too business.”

must be nice to have a choice. must also be nice to think you can deny others the same.

so glad i looked. i came to share this, too, which made me pause the show because i was laughing so hard.

this is to say nothing of the increasing number of injuries/incidents. my wife works on the neuro/stroke unit at a hospital nearby and there has been a substantial uptick in head injuries from these things alone.

it was the budget surplus episode.