now we’ll finally get to see how committed Deadspin is to supporting unionization efforts.

i am honestly glad this is getting attention. me the entire game:

*area man yells about completely-voluntary and unnecessary purchase*

“yo dawg, we heard you liked headlamps...”

“MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL!!!”

“TELL ME ABOUT IT”

Hogan Gidley is the new odds-on-favorite for Most Punchable Name Ever.

i was going to say, “thank you for this idiot-proof analogy”, but given the state of the electorate, i’ll just say thank you for the great analogy.

“Are those specs realistic?”

wtf is going on in this region? doors inspired by vivisection?

taking the opportunity to brag that i met her once, and she is a goddamn delight.

THAT dog is certainly dead.

man, he REALLY got tired of waiting for the Tesla 3 he ordered...

great minds:

had to let you know that i took several YEARS of well-being from my wife because of something similar. in my case, i was trying to fix things that i had the hubris of thinking were mine alone, and kept her at arms length to both of our detriment. i’m never one to tell people how to act, but hopefully you’ll take in a…

“We are an immigrant nation! The first generation works their fingers to the bone making things, the next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas, the third generation... snowboards and takes improv classes.”

thought for sure this was gonna be a fish-god-sex-ed gesture.

Suspects...Lead Police.

does this button activate the Crab Dispenser?