“Find me hotel rooms and rates in Hattiesburg, Miss. Reserve a table at TGI Fridays.”

i believe that’s an 1ROC.

Cardi crows, concerned Cardini’s concoction cannibalized.

one less XFL player.

is the Alaska earthquake both sentient and predicting the future? well done, express.co.uk

“wrote and publicly posted in his bookstore an off-color limerick about a young woman who worked there and the effect she had on his state of arousal.”

*issues scorching-hot take, can’t even spell the name of supposed favorite eatery*

my wife and i used to love CBS Sunday Mornings: having a coffee together and recalling a time when we’d sit down with her father and enjoy a quiet morning.

gonna go ahead and disagree with you, there, Mr. Reyes...

the correct answer is Pacific Time.

Ted Cruz Lite?

it’s an adaptation of the first book in the Red Sparrow trilogy by Jason Matthews. not a bad read, definitely at least worth a Google search for background on a blog post...

*bettor

can we discuss how ALL football beat writers look exactly like this?

*shouts into the void* it’s ‘jell’! everyone always means ‘jell’!

any moron who trusts a doddering old man to handle $100k in cash gets what he deserves.

the best documentary about a parking lot: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1504300/

can we talk about why the player on the left is apparently wearing one opponent’s-pants-colored sock?!

He sees you when you’re speeding / He tracks your getaway / He’d even chase you down on foot / So be good for goodness sake!

finally, progress via white conservative women!