“Short center”? Fucking baseball nerds.

#brexit

This is what college football summer camp was like, everyone and everything was fair game, everywhere. Footballs, clipboards, pens, drinks, etc., as long as you yelled “ball security!”

Capitalism continues to give the biggest platform to our best and brightest.

Honey, what was that?!

There is now exactly one (1) legitimate use for SnapChat filters.

Best part is her “what the hell?!” face. What did you think would happen?

*retracted* **angry morning**

Every time Cool Pope shares all these exciting new features, I’m all like, “Where do I sign up?!”

Croatia/Serbia war. Saw a Newsweek in the dentist’s office and asked my mom about it. Her immediate tears is also my first memory of learning about our Croatian heritage.

“Just pay him. Totally worth it.” -Jim Buss

but that looks like some straight up Helvetica bullshit.

...will continue to stand for the sanctity of human life in all stages*...

This proves it, the Unites States is now post-racial.

Unless of course it’s not.

One of the most difficult cities in which to play: Chick or dude?

You know it’s gonna get good when someone plays one of these Race Cards.

Early Returns Indicate Iceland to Vote “Yes” on Brexit.