“Fjord” or GTFO.
“Hey, in the blue, turn around. You’ll want to catch his nuts with your FACE.”
The task force is divided into two subgroups. The first one is called the Action Team.
Glad to see Belt supports Creepy Giraffe for President.
Yeah, sometimes questions need to be asked.
Countdown is on for the “Christian Lives Matter” law.
“I believe the Senate is right to fill the current vacancy after the political season has ended.”
Fucking Ayatollahs enabling tourists, man.
As a transplant to the LA area, I remember hearing something about black and white being ‘best’ for the amount of sunshine in Southern California. Myth or not, is the monochromatic condition really the case all over the country?
33% seems about right for amount of effort given to veterans’ care. #shotforheroes
They attended a small theater production in which my friend was performing. The theater company knew they were coming so they had a member come out to meet them. They handed over their keys, and upon being informed there was no valet, they just kinda shrugged and walked in.