Countdown to someone bitching about free speech is on...

Maryland sucks. That is all.

In the way of intervention, I think it’s time to start providing a “Shade for Dummies”-esque example immediately following a “Not Shade” ruling.

Personally, I don’t think Chinese Gordon is quoted enough. paraphrasing or no.

True:

It’s that time again, y’all.

It really is a shame, because MacFarlane, for all his faults, is an expert in comedic timing; his patter can almost convince you you’re listening to something funny.

My personal favorite “compliment” my wife has received:

Nailed it. #wernstrom

Just here to make sure everyone knows that I already called "52-Hertz Whale" for my band's name.

Did someone get a speed gun on it, though?

Whatever the damages he is eventually required to pay, they wouldn't be enough of a fine for that tie.

My cat is nowhere near this capable, but does have a habit of jumping loudly and not-at-all gracefully from a high perch. I'm genuinely concerned that as he's getting older he'll hurt himself doing so one day, because he's an idiot. Anyone with older cats notice that they self-regulate, or should I really be concerned?

edit: Talespin

My first LGBTQ training was incredible, and began with this very spectrum. A thoughtful discussion around a sexual/asexual spectrum was one of the most enlightening things in which I've ever participated. Thanks for furthering it!

"Blastin, outlastin, kinda like Mannschaft."