“And when you put it all back together you still had one screw, a spring and a plastic widget left over as per usual.”

The best diy YouTuber is seejanedrill, a black woman. She’s got shoulders; I wouldn’t say “caveman DNA” around her.

Bought a new washing machine from BestBuy. Free installation! I should have realized things were going wrong when the installer asked to borrow my tools. Well, the job was “done”, we put on a load and went out to dinner. Came back to find out that Mr Free Installation didn’t connect the outflow. To anything. The water…

Seejanedrill is a Black Woman on YouTube with a bunch of excellent, ACCURATE AND INTELLIGIBLE diy videos. One of them taught my wife and I how to replace a toilet. Seejanedrill is not just wise; she’s also funny.

Pure songwriting genius, and a voice made for melancholy songs

So who’s identifying these vandals and what punishments are happening? Are tech-unsavvy parents just shaking their heads? Is Discord just pretending to care? Are there consequences for Discord and Zoom?

Lateral thinking

Just gonna put out there that the CDC is located ... four miles from the Georgia Governor’s Mansion. 

Slightly too fleshy 

“Just great! I failed up again; dude, I’m getting SO HIGH UP!”

With or without makeup

Jared doesn’t know anything about models except that you gotta flash that cash when you hit on one. 

“Celebrated celebrity”? Everybody’s working from home and sippin’ as they go.

And that Middle East peace thing? SO DONE.

Irony was found dead in alley, bloated, disfigured and the victim of a heavy overload.

Hey, I see what you almost did there.

So sorry! 

Oh, please, don’t sensationalize the problem. I’m SURE that Trump, Kushner and whoever is chief of staff for the next few hours will have a thorough plan ready, backed by the resources to ... okay, I can’t go on. You’ll have to finish it yourselves.

Here we go again ...

I am with my wife and two grown stepchildren. Stepson hit a financial crisis earlier this year when he opened his home to Stepdaughter #2. He live with us until he can’t save up enough to move out again. He works for the state, at home. Stepdaughter #2 and her 4 and her 9mos is with us because her husband is going…