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jrw
12/13/19
7:42 PM
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OT, But I’d like to hear from Jezzies about the outgoing Governor of Kentucky, who lost an election last month and is now getting his revenge with 530+ pardons and commutations. Yes, about 335 of them were for drug offenses- ok - but he also pardoned rapists, murderers, people who raped and/or murdered children, etc. Read more

12/2/19
5:39 PM
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This seems like an occasion when Proton Mail and anonymous commenting are your friends. 

12/2/19
11:33 AM
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The lizard that my cat threw up on the doorstep last week is better than the Kardashians.

11/20/19
8:51 PM
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Just imagine the luckless historians who will read the papers in the Trump Presidential* Library. Read more

11/20/19
8:36 PM
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Why, yes, she did pass her security clearance. Ms. Butina gave her a fantastic reference.

11/20/19
8:36 PM
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Reminds me of the Hipster Grifter.

11/20/19
8:35 PM
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Did you at last give yourself an unfavorable performance review?

11/20/19
8:34 PM
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Which website is responsible for more lies, LinkedIn or Tindr?

11/20/19
8:32 PM
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Have you considered the possibility that in an alternative universe she really DID all those things, and an Interdmensional Vortex cause the two of the to change places? Did you consider that, huh? DID YOU?  Read more

11/20/19
8:27 PM
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What a handsome young African-American man.

11/20/19
8:22 PM
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If the Trump died, and the Democrats introduced legislation to bury him. McConnell would block it.

11/20/19
8:19 PM
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The most Presidential President of Presidential history.

11/20/19
8:15 PM
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And who has checked Dr. Jackson’s ETOH level?

11/20/19
8:15 PM
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Tell me he doesn’t have a”girlfriends in Canada.” Please tell me that.

11/20/19
8:12 PM
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“just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...” Read more

11/20/19
8:11 PM
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The Secret Service has anticipated this issue, and has banned beer sales with fifty miles of Trump’s grave.* Read more