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    I’m in.

    If he has to go  to the bar withy Mommy, he’s got nothing to be proud of.

    Bad cosplay, he can’t be Secret Service, no earpiece.

    And to think that the authentic version from Scotland is made with sheep’s

    Thing is, “Unity” might be polite doe word for “other side shut up and give in.” That the McConell definition. “Unity” could be Biden’s way of saying, “I won, your taxes are going up, stop whining.”

    Ok, you have an efficient weed dealer. Props.

    Uj, no. It is Scott Adams (Trump 4evah, ride or die) praise to describe all humans. The fact that we are nothing but moist robots was the reason he backed Trump - moist robots need a powerful controller. It pro-Trump language 

    Probably not an error, these are Trumpist moist robots we’re talking about!

    Debt and Grievance: Together again for their reunion tour!

    Please don’t harvest his organs!

    Save the American Taxpayer! Extradite Trump to Mexico!

    “The Trump Organization is under water and produces very little income. Rating: Solid Avoid.”

    We are all the doe in Trump’s headlights and he is speeding, jis breaks are shot and he’s not a very good driver to begin with.

    Never done acid, huh?

    Little of both.

    Fuck THE APPRENTICE. I want to hear him use the n-word on his White House tapes!

    “Driving range” always sounds to me like a Demolition Derby practice round.

    That was either Oliver Wendell Holmes, or, as some historians think, PG Wodehouse.

    You all know my beloved home state of Florida is now Trump’s home, legally?

    “Wealth creation”?