Have you forgot what was REALLY creepy about the Dole as? His other pitch job was Viagra...

If we’re going to ban books that are dangerous for teens, can we please start with Sweet Valley High? And every cool-girl hot-girl vampire series? And every book by a reality-TV Star? Tell, you what, Missouri. Put me in charge. I’ll clean up the vast wasteland. 

Churchill didn’t run against Chamberlin. The Conservative Party, which controlled Parliament, gave it to Winnie after the Phony War ended.

How is it “useless” that the American “Paper of Record” says the only two people qualified to be our next President are women?

I congratulate Ms Sowers on her ascension to the suburbs of Valhalla, but I will not be rooting for the 49s. They are responsible for keeping New Orleans out of the Super Bash.

Facial the Nation?

If only he had raped a child or killed his wife — he’d be out before New Year’s.

“they’re millennials who all watched Twilight so they think she’s their Goddess”

“Bored and angry”? Her two expressions are confused and anxious!

Three expressions, yes, but she’s really MASTERED them!

Giant red glasses, green cap and Gesture Ciggie — that’s more of a Hialeah fashion sense than strictly Miami.

OT, But I’d like to hear from Jezzies about the outgoing Governor of Kentucky, who lost an election last month and is now getting his revenge with 530+ pardons and commutations. Yes, about 335 of them were for drug offenses- ok - but he also pardoned rapists, murderers, people who raped and/or murdered children, etc.…

This seems like an occasion when Proton Mail and anonymous commenting are your friends. 

The lizard that my cat threw up on the doorstep last week is better than the Kardashians.

“I did not do crimes!”

Just imagine the luckless historians who will read the papers in the Trump Presidential* Library.

Why, yes, she did pass her security clearance. Ms. Butina gave her a fantastic reference.

Reminds me of the Hipster Grifter.

Did you at last give yourself an unfavorable performance review?

Which website is responsible for more lies, LinkedIn or Tindr?