Have you considered the possibility that in an alternative universe she really DID all those things, and an Interdmensional Vortex cause the two of the to change places? Did you consider that, huh? DID YOU? 

What a handsome young African-American man.

If the Trump died, and the Democrats introduced legislation to bury him. McConnell would block it.

NOT with Mr Miller.

The most Presidential President of Presidential history.

OF COURSE she’s a vampire!

“squeeze in a stent”

And who has checked Dr. Jackson’s ETOH level?

Tell me he doesn’t have a”girlfriends in Canada.” Please tell me that.

“just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...”

The Secret Service has anticipated this issue, and has banned beer sales with fifty miles of Trump’s grave.*

I, for one, welcome out new President Pence overlord.

I wonder if Donnie used Daddy’s ghost writer(s)?

Isn’t there goat yoga at some airports? I’m not much for yoga, but my Quaker Thanksgiving Goat stroll gets me through the madness of Spendmas.

Depends of which Popeye you send:

Hunger Games: Popeye’s Edition

To judge from the title of this piece, someone is asserting that there is such a thing as a GOOD Holiday Inn Continental Breakfast. Do you seriously want to go on the record with that?

You see a brief embarrassment in the moment; see the graphic atop next year’s “Why Your Team Sucks: The Bucs.”

Oh, they can be “fixed,” all right, on ways that benefit the gene pool.

FTR, the Republican Party is worse by a fantastic degree. But when our hope of something better turns out to be a path to power for the likes of Magistrate Todd, the Party’s failure must be pointed out, without ambiguity or excuses.