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Ah, yes, our Sunshine Laws.

For years, the attractions were “jobs” and “nobody knows you down here.”

Speaking of lifting and dipping, who was more manly than Patrick Swayzee?

Kelly was the best because he was the most imaginative. He choreographed his own moves, whereas Astair often had little input into what he did. Also, some of Kelly’s routines were like stuntman’s work.

Well, you see there’s the semi-autonomous regions of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The bit in between them that wraps around London, that’s England.

Did the warning come from SpaceX, though? I haven’t seen anything to indicate this is more than the county Emergency Management dept talking out of their hat. They probably don’t have enough to do to keep them busy.

And by what exalted scientific methodology did the fine civil servants of Cameron County reach this conclusion? The maths they learned at Princeton, or that Stanford course in advanced data structures for computer modeling?

So over this stupid clickbait story. If it weren’t for the Lesbians in Space angle, no one would care.

OK, for the record . . .

It’s really a thing. If you won’t consent, you won’t get probation. The idea is to search for weapons, drugs, other contraband and also determin if your are hanging out with felons, which is usually forbidden to probationers. Oh, and it can be used to check on a curfew, too. But usually it’s probation officers who do…

And a gun, Taser, heavy “Tactical” flashlight, nightstick, handcuffs and pepper spray.

He’s a prime candidate for the prison-to-nursing home pipeline (if he lives that long).

They come from OTHER states - Delaware in his instance - and then WE get blamed for Yankee weirdness they bring down here with them.

I hear ya, but 30 years will irk the fuck out of him.

Still, it does seem like a step up.

I can’t help but think this is yet another prank from Star Trek’s Q.

I mean the Esselen.

So a I assume Freedom© brand products will be made in Detroit or some other place where Real Americans need jobs?

Does anybody remember that right afterwards he blamed his mother’s recent death for the fact that he was drinking hard and depressed?