We need a restaurant named “Xasuan.”  That’s what the Native Americans called the area we know as “Big Sur.”

Train the dogs to play jai ali. Problem solved!

Could be worse. If it was a Pateeon he’d have to kill a black person every month, with a bonus for the higher donors - probably a transperson or someone with a head covering.

Actually a wabbit. A wascally wabbit.

And then the bird put on That Dress...

Remember those Westerns when the bad guy shot at some moke’s feet making him hop while the bad guy drunkenly yelled “Dance!”? 

Just putting it out there: if it wasn’t for President Harry Truman, there wouldn’t BE a State of Israel, so ...

To quote The Great Celia Rivenbark, “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start at breakfast!”

I joined Planned Parenthood three years ago when they canvassed outside JazzFest.

“But upper middle-class white women will continue to have the easiest access to birth control and contraception — Planned Parenthood will never give up on their donor class,” Ms Johnson hastily added, as several white female reporters frowned. “Rest assured, 53-percenters!”

Speaking of which, CHEDDAR MUST DIE.

Can somebody explain to me why TV shows, movies, podcasts, recorded plays and etc are not usable for the purpose of training AI voice applications?

Or you could just go the way I did and put your real identity out there and screw it. My user name everywhere is either my email (which has an abbreviated version of my name in it), a version of my name or my initials, like this place or my Twitter handle. You could probably find my phone number easy enough. I’ve got…

“The significant issue of privacy mitigation.”

And it wasn’t the NYT who broke the Epstein story, even though part of it happened under their nose - it was a humble regional paper, the MIAMI HERALD.

I use shell gift cards that I buy at the grocery store because they are covered in the rebate program.

So do we get the name of the complaining woman, or does she skate? Anybody get a picture?

He was always lean, but eight years of leading the nation and dealing with rwing has left him gaunt.

More proof, as if any were needed, that Trump regards Congress as an extension of his presidency.

“Russia isn’t communist anymore.”