We need a restaurant named “Xasuan.”  That’s what the Native Americans called the area we know as “Big Sur.”

Train the dogs to play jai ali. Problem solved!

Could be worse. If it was a Pateeon he’d have to kill a black person every month, with a bonus for the higher donors - probably a transperson or someone with a head covering.

Actually a wabbit. A wascally wabbit.

And then the bird put on That Dress...

Remember those Westerns when the bad guy shot at some moke’s feet making him hop while the bad guy drunkenly yelled “Dance!”? 

Just putting it out there: if it wasn’t for President Harry Truman, there wouldn’t BE a State of Israel, so ...

To quote The Great Celia Rivenbark, “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start at breakfast!”

I joined Planned Parenthood three years ago when they canvassed outside JazzFest.

“But upper middle-class white women will continue to have the easiest access to birth control and contraception — Planned Parenthood will never give up on their donor class,” Ms Johnson hastily added, as several white female reporters frowned. “Rest assured, 53-percenters!”

Speaking of which, CHEDDAR MUST DIE.

And it wasn’t the NYT who broke the Epstein story, even though part of it happened under their nose - it was a humble regional paper, the MIAMI HERALD.

So do we get the name of the complaining woman, or does she skate? Anybody get a picture?

He was always lean, but eight years of leading the nation and dealing with rwing has left him gaunt.

More proof, as if any were needed, that Trump regards Congress as an extension of his presidency.

Or just buy a reconditioned computer at Goodwill.

4000 years of Eastern wisdom (often found in the their classics) tells us that each person must journey alone and find their own path. There are no shortcuts, Western classics or no Western classics. “If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.” This is true even in Florida.

“According to the Advocate, police said they’re investigating the incident, though they have not confirmed whether it was an act of vandalism.”

How come Tatoo never got a drink?

Speaking as a diabetic, if his insulin was ineffective, his glucose was soaring.