I dunno, I feel like it’s a lot funnier than it was 5-10 years ago. 

Both of these scenarios happen in the real world. Constantly.

I will kill whoever green lights that shit heap.

I was gonna say, if Wisconsin isn’t in the Great Lakes then what body of water did I just throw my dog into yesterday?!

You hit the nail on the head. WWE isn’t WWF and AEW isn’t WCW. WWE is the well-funded, poorly-ran shit show. AEW is the business that knows what it needs to do to succeed: give talent the room to breathe and grow.

Better than a Romulan

Hey, how about instead of being an incorrigible douche nozzle, come to Milwaukee. I’ll personally buy you a beer and show you around. You’ll find cultural significance, trust me.

I bet fans would do it for fucking free.

No

Yeah, but he also said the Earth was flat, so we weren’t paying attention.

It’s been Con-nuh-tun in Milwaukee all year, he doesn’t correct anyone when they pronounce it that way.

I told my wife during the credits that I’m going to start growing out my beard. She said there was no way I’d be able to grow even Thor’s previous beard by then. She’s right. Damn it.

I am the Norse God of Fast Food

He also bought the house for his mom. The frequency of his jokes involving his mom are pretty solid evidence that they’re very close. I know that if I were single and bouncing from woman to woman in my mid-twenties, recovering from addiction, fighting crippling depression and Crohn’s Disease, I’d probably go live with…

He’s definitely made a joke on SNL’s Weekend Update about he and his mom having an awkward moment, then after the laugh he adds an aside that “It’s okay, I bought her a house.”

It doesn’t necessarily need to be “retconned.” It’s entirely possible that Kylo Ren was lying to her to get her to follow him.

Ben Solo?

HOUSE KINGS-SUNS.

The fact that Frontier still can’t figure out Elite Dangerous for PSVR and they’re about to get beaten to it by No Man’s Sky pisses me off to no end.