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Serenity is “the state of being calm, peaceful, and untroubled.”

Epic employee here ^

This isn’t anything new. My buddy used to make a lot more money leveling up characters in WoW for young professionals in the mid-2000's.

I ride every day in winter outside of Milwaukee, it’s fine. Put a hat on.

I ride my bike the 6.5 miles to work every morning in the cold ass Milwaukee suburbs. The reason I’m able to is because the Oak Leaf Bike Trail is only a few blocks from my house and let’s out a few blocks from my work on that thoroughfare. My bike sits next to my office inside while I work.

Orgasmo? I am Sancho.

Making streets narrower makes you more attentive as a driver. We have mountains of studies proving this.

People who make purchasing decisions based on the recommendations of a channel they trust.

Grimace is a butt plug.

It’s a “tool” that’s in its very early stages and even fully fleshed out won’t drastically change the world.

Griftware

Star Citizen isn’t a journey. Star Citizen is an experience of sitting in an airplane on a runway waiting indefinitely for it to take off.

He’s doing a bit.

Those aren’t mutually exclusive. He’s an asshole doing a bit.

100%. He’s literally doing a fucking bit. The Hannah Gadsby sentence was the punchline to a rule of threes joke, for fuck’s sake. He’s just doing a bit to entertain himself, because he’s an asshole.

He’s a legendary comedian. He’s doing a bit. Look up the “rule of threes” and recognize that Chappelle said two serious things (in his eyes) and he ended it with a punch line.

We were always going to see which side Petunia took

Is it still cool with Elvira that she was responsible for many of my early boners?

How do you know he hadn’t had a change of heart about kids years ago and his wife didn’t?

French bulldog