Aren’t people already paying for it with the data Amazon is collecting? Eat shit, Bezos.

Serenity is “the state of being calm, peaceful, and untroubled.”

Epic employee here ^

This isn’t anything new. My buddy used to make a lot more money leveling up characters in WoW for young professionals in the mid-2000's.

I ride every day in winter outside of Milwaukee, it’s fine. Put a hat on.

I ride my bike the 6.5 miles to work every morning in the cold ass Milwaukee suburbs. The reason I’m able to is because the Oak Leaf Bike Trail is only a few blocks from my house and let’s out a few blocks from my work on that thoroughfare. My bike sits next to my office inside while I work.

Orgasmo? I am Sancho.

Making streets narrower makes you more attentive as a driver. We have mountains of studies proving this.

People who make purchasing decisions based on the recommendations of a channel they trust.

Grimace is a butt plug.

It’s a “tool” that’s in its very early stages and even fully fleshed out won’t drastically change the world.

Cheney doesn’t hold a candle to Kissinger.

Anyone else excited for a sequel to one of the funniest films of 2021? I can’t wait for Malignant 2!

Griftware

Star Citizen isn’t a journey. Star Citizen is an experience of sitting in an airplane on a runway waiting indefinitely for it to take off.

He’s doing a bit.

Those aren’t mutually exclusive. He’s an asshole doing a bit.

100%. He’s literally doing a fucking bit. The Hannah Gadsby sentence was the punchline to a rule of threes joke, for fuck’s sake. He’s just doing a bit to entertain himself, because he’s an asshole.

He’s a legendary comedian. He’s doing a bit. Look up the “rule of threes” and recognize that Chappelle said two serious things (in his eyes) and he ended it with a punch line.

We were always going to see which side Petunia took