What if I don’t have a food processor?

Should this “Dream Knicks” team come to pass - top pick, Porzingis and Kanter to the Pelicans for AD, then signing Kyrie in the summer - the team is still going to be stupid thin behind the two superstars. That’ll be a team that could contend in the East, but it’s not automatically the best. You sincerely don’t think…

Well the show lasted for seven years and Sorkin was only on board for the first four seasons, so there’s no way that show wasn’t going to be all over the place. There were some points where they made the other side look like the better despite arguments, and times where they demonized liberals.

VALKURM DUNES!

The fact that he didn’t win Best Supporting Actor for Road House is a fucking travesty and negates 80 years of Academy Award prestige.

I feel like the West Wing is Sorkin’s wet dream of what governing could be if he were omnipotent.

You're assuming Trump's hair stays on.

Lifehack: read articles before criticizing the authors.

I grew up Catholic. This was how my Granddad would separate us from the Protestant “heathens” - we didn’t just accept JC as our bae, we proved that shit through good works.

Sounds hot

The very normal vice president of the United States who calls his wife “Mother” and refuses to be alone with other women?

Are we sure that Janeane Garofalo didn’t continue this vicious cycle by jerking off in front of Louis CK after Milton Berle jerked off in front of her?

I expect the president will want to have more addresses like this in the next two years leading up to 2020. Why march out Pelosi and Schumer - the geriatric ‘faces’ of a boring, sneering Democratic Party - when you can put out different senators and representatives who are considering a run for 2020? Why not Kamala…

Thank you. Take the fucking gloves off. A lot of those Trumpers in 2015 and 2016 would talk about how they like him because he “tells it like it is.”

Can we move this thread to Reddit so I can give you some Gold?

I hope my wife is as hot as Michelle Obama in her 50's.

She’s not the only one who thinks Bill Nye is the love of her life.

I’m hurting like you’re hurting here. That opening scene in Cosmos, when he’s sharing his personal experience as a teenager with Carl Sagan, is so powerful and inspiring.

Bill’s an occasional guest and sometimes co-host of StarTalk, but he’s got his own thing.

For some reason, I read this comment and thought of the episode of South Park where Kyle's dad buys a Prius.