Shams had the scoop, FYI

Oh cool, the Lincoln Aviator is a PlayStation 3.

Oh yeah, because we need the talent to be spread even thinner to better consolidate all the strength in the top teams of the biggest markets. Can’t wait for the Astros, Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox and Cubs to be in the playoffs even more now.

It’s too early to be sure about Dennis Smith Jr.

You clearly aren’t feeling the BEST TEAM IN THE NBA. JOHN HENSON IS A THREE-POINT GOD.

He t’aint worthy.

...you must cut your hair often if your drain doesn’t clog.

...you must cut your hair often if your drain doesn’t clog.

You got it, Tom

I’m just happy to read “defiantly” used correctly online.

How about fighting the big fat fuck with the dynamite strapped to him? That was one fucking crazy fight.

Does he have to sit still for ten minutes while the film cures?

That Cena/Punk storyline...everything about it was absolute gold. 

That’s Barry Good!

I got the standard edition and then sprang an extra $50 for 200k VC. I’m 85 overall.

I like how you say that as if Illinois is some shining healthy city on the hill in comparison.

Your dad and my grandpa might be the same person.

Dude’s a creep, but I have to ask b/c I’m really tall and I don’t want to do something wrong...would it have been okay to put his arm around her and have his hand on her right shoulder?

Don’t worry Gio, late summer/early fall in Milwaukee is fucking gorgeous. No one’s expecting you to shovel the sidewalk in December.

I see what you did there you beautiful bastard.

Succinct and most likely accurate.