Opinions on a person don’t have to be binary. You can like a lot about Michael Ian Black and strongly dislike this part. There’s nothing wrong with complexity.

Doesn’t a lot of great art often come from less-than-stellar situations?

My office is kinda like that. 

That can’t be dude’s real nose.

Wait...are you actually this stupid? The gangs go from Chicago into Indiana, buy the guns, then bring them back to Chicago. How hard is it to process that?

You didn’t need to add the extra part in parenthesis. We already know.

Just lemme know the address and what kind of appetizer to bring.

I’m fine with this. I hope I go to that wedding, just for the show.

For shits and giggles, this is mine that didn’t make the cut:

I see what you did there

Please don’t disparage the good Earthworm Jim by comparing him to this shitbag.

I’m really sorry I can only star this once.

I thought I’d fall off the edge of the Earth before I found that I liked a Dukie.

Do these people understand that Elite Dangerous is a thing?

That man’s approach needs to be studied and documented.

Jared Leto doesn’t just have a thing for kids, he’s also just fucking weird in general.

A few weeks ago was the middle of July.

He’s talking about the last hour of the last day of the month. At that point, a sales manager doesn’t want to risk not catching you on your way out the door.

I’m sorry, but this is a sad line to draw. And it’s a thin one at that.

There’s one down the street from my work. I really wish I had seen this before I got back from my lunch break.