Today I learned Meghan Markle is multiracial. I’ve seen her pictures all over the place, she’s obviously stunning, but I never gave one moment of thought about her race until I read this. How about that?

I mean, I’ll take the opportunity to use the carpool lane.

I feel like a lot of those people really wanted to say “let’s get back to the steady hand of a stuffy old white guy,” but knew they’d be ostracized for their honesty.

and all tolled cost about the same as the cheapest refurb phantom 3

and all tolled cost about the same as the cheapest refurb phantom 3

I’ve sold cars for the last four years. I don’t think we’ve done anything over 75 months since I’ve been here - and even going past 72 months we ask the customer several times more than usual if this is what they really want to do - so 96 months is completely unfathomable to me. I really wish this was the case…

The point is, it doesn’t matter - Quill fucks up in the one possible victorious outcome. How often he fucks up in the 14 million losses is irrelevant.

I dunno man, mine is slowing a bit. Of course, that’s probably my own doing.

Poor John, he was going for creepy, he’ll never figure out his audience.

I was with you until “a year from now.” I think it’s gonna take some more time.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you’ll never top Pootie Tang, CK. It’s all downhill from Pootie Tang. You peaked with Pootie Tang. You can’t turn around and climb that mountain again. Even if you can, Pootie Tang will not be at the summit. Just climb to base camp, drink some hot chocolate and keep your dick…

Some are masking, some are duct, some are scotch, all are admissible in a court of law.

Literally everyone in Milwaukee who cares about the Bucks has been dreading this for a couple years now. Three seasons left after this. The time to get shit going is rapidly approaching.

Giannis deserves so much better. I’ll be forever done with the fucking Bucks if and when he busts out of town for a real team. Three more seasons after this. I’m cringing at the thought.

Bucks fan here. Fuck, Bledsoe, there’s a time to be a haughty prick, and you picked the absolute worst time. I suppose I should expect that, since you’ve been equally awful at picking your spots for shots. Come on, man.

‘Murica

This is America, labor isn’t valued anymore.

Engineers the world over cringe

Mid-major basketball fans psyched because we know what’s coming in the fall.

My sister works at UIC just southwest of downtown, and she was telling me the other day when I visited her that one of those Chicago cop shows blew up a car on the other side of the grass lot she was walking along. There were a bunch of people standing around with the ends of the street blocked off, but they didn’t…