This cover needs to die in a fire.

Michael Rapoport is buddy-buddy with all the Barstool Sports douchebags. That’s all you need to know.

The scorpion did take a semester of frogspeak, but that was at the University of Phoenix Online.

Why were you picking up your neighbor’s poop?

Be kind, I’m still an amateur at photoshop.

I mean it’s true though...except for when one gets squeezed up into the body and you can briefly act like you have one ball.

These kids are so fucking poor they think that rich people eat cake all the time. Banks must have been so fucking confused.

*No, it’s not. Counting everything, including holdback, most VW cars are about $3k-4k under MSRP. We’re often only able to go lower because of what VW sticks in our pockets through incentives and rebates.

I reward myself by ignoring advertisements.

Those symbols on his shirt looks pretty white to me.

...hypocritical?

“Do you believe in whatever that was?!” - Al Michaels

To be fair, Brian Windhorst gains and loses seven pounds without even noticing. It’s like throwing a chair off the Titanic. Maybe LeBron had taken Brian’s personal motto to heart: as long as you believe in yourself and set your mind to it, any pizza is a personal pizza.

I had my first encounter with Sister Jean my freshman year at Milwaukee in 2005-06. They were in town for the Horizon League Tournament and we were about to send them home with a whooping. Before the game, she came over to the student section and greeted people in the front row. She was so charming and her memory is…

I’m 100% on board with this. I took the road trip to Loyola every year, and when it was Hamilton’s we always came early so we could stop there. One time at “Bar 63" and haven’t been back to that bar since.

When asked for a rebuttal, Maxine Waters, Oprah Winfrey, Chuck Todd, Elizabeth Warren, Mexico, MS-13, the male child of an actual bitch and a guy who sells crystal meth at a Jupiter, Fla., trailer park all pointed to the fact that each of them had better approval ratings than Donald Trump.

If you press this button, Niko Bellic shows up, opens your car door, smashes your face into the steering wheel, pulls you out and steals your car.

That’s only $300 US!

This is all SUPER gray and sounds like a massive waste of taxpayer money.