Yeah, I'd be really surprised if there was another side to this. I COMPLETELY understand the instinct to assume the Red Sox are manipulating the media and treating ex-employees shittily, since they've been doing it for at least 10 years, but sometimes you call a guy a dick because he's a dick and there's nothing more…

I agree...I don't think this one fits into the "being a dick" category. This all seems to be player/teammate driven, and looks pretty legit based on the things being said. Different from the Beckett/Francona type departures.

Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Kobe famously uses slights like this as fuel. And if that doesn't work, he can use the incredible amount of fat he has stored up.

Kind of ironic given Bosh has been playing like he has a stress fracture in his vagina for at least 12 months.

Sure we all think this is neat but the higher ups at SCE are scoffing at the programmer who did this for breaking the unwritten coding conventions

Luckily the funny uncle was there during the arrest to make the "Hey, now it looks like we are REALLY Hopeless" joke and lift everyone's spirits.

Good response?

God you're ugly.

He can no longer play basketball competitively.

Crazy. I figured no genetic disorder precluded anybody from following their NBA dreams these days, what with all the French guys in the league.

PBR w/ a lemon. No complaints from me.

You forgot to post the video, Will.

This is the best thing i've seen on the internets today.

What's with all of these people who feel compelled to repeat marketing terms every time they mention ESPN? Do they also have some nervous tick that makes them shout "I'm loving it" when they see McDonalds?

Chris Andersen has friends?

I dunno. It's pretty accurate to me. I can't find Dwayne Wade anywhere, just like during the Finals.

Chris Anderson has had a lot worse things to try to explain.