I wish Iknew where to get that slow clap gif that makes me laugh. But then kinja would block me or something. o, and hulk hogan owns gawker.

RAGNAR!!!

how noodles are made.

it’s pretty staright forward. i mean my fucking god, does it need to be explained?

i would rather be tom brady than you.

agreed. Every commercial break having to watch those asshole shit sucking sappy commercials they over produce. the whole pile of bullshit is worse than this last place team. and remy saying “amicar” makes me want to puke. fuck nesn.

I hate when folks screw up the defcon scale. One is where you don’t want to be when dabbling in hyperbole. Four just isn’t all that bad.

You should pat yourself on the back. I feel like I need to wake up super early to get just about anything past you!

Three of us were at KFC. I order food the way a normal human does, as does my friend. Next up is my brother. He orders his food just fine, but shit got fucky when he was asked what he wanted to drink. Looking at his choices and furrowing his brow, he states “I’ll do the Dew.” Puzzled by his choice, we quickly became…

Celtics fan here. I can’t help but feel this was the same Doc Rivers in the 2010 NBA finals. Or the following year against Miami after being up 3-2. Or the the bunch of times up 3-whatever leads finally got closed out in a game 7.

Seriously, is that Steve Nash dressed up in a wig in that pop up ad?

Not necessarily feeding into the metaphor but sometimes mac & cheese is the entree. Add bacon? Shoosh.

So does this mean Will Gordon is out on the streets?

tl;dr and that made me so angry!

christ. this would even be bad acting for pron.

christ.

he is very big.

So you first threw the mud, wont go on his show, and want him to apologize?

I figured Janice Soprano would have been a Rutgers fan.

this is funnier when I picture the brother and sister from 'Bridesmaids.'