Yeah no shit. Bird, McHale, Cowens, Havilcek, Cousy....what the fuck were the Celtics thinking having those white stiffs on their team just to make the fans happy?

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

“I clear bigger lines for breakfast. “

I have never been prouder to be an American.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

NESN is the worst.

Remember, they have a statue of a murderer outside their stadium.

I saw her at a taping of the Daily Show. She holds up very well in person.

He may doing something weird on Instagram, but he’s still doing Olivia Munn.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

The only correct answer is 140 pound Pedro Martinez gripping fat Don Zimmer by the ears and dumbo-tossing him aside.

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.

Counter-point: Why not?

Watching grown men fight is probably a welcome respite from spending your time and money enabling your ungrateful kids to be mediocre at sports.

Part of me is curled up in a ball, sobbing and rocking uncontrollably, while part of me is all “Hell YEAH!”

I'm dying laughing right now. Can you guys cover this in some sort of bonding agent or something (I don't know science), so I can hold this? I wanna hold this I love it so much. Bob Costas is a fucking maniac.

You might be right about Lester playing dumb. Even still, Fletcher should save his complaint for between innings.