ever try wrestling a mattress? like move it around and throw it? intense. i bet it works these very same muscles.

i have to commend kinja's graphic team for all their amazing work and great graphics for every story... except for this one. brutal.

maybe he really "loves" the weather.

you absolutely fucking suck.

looks more 4/5 naked.

A minor case of summer-alcoholism and being cheap never makes me feel old (seasonal alcoholism is not like being pregnant where you are or you aren't... it's like karate with various levels of success and failure, amirite?!?), but drinking pabst with hispters around does make me feel old. This article helps me feel…

Agreed. Head on up to Towle Farm in Hampton, NH - if you haven't already been. Also, you're in your element with these reviews. Good work.

earl hoffert was amazing in 'cabin boy.'

They're kids. No one always wins and giving 100% effort is a solid lesson for young kids to learn. I'm sure you have an epic trophy case. You're a fucking idiot.

I'm starting to cime around and agree with this. Because I remember when super stars hit 20 homeruns a month and not just in a season. For Christ's sake homerun are fun and baseball is just entertainment. So why not make it more entertaining again? I'm on your boat.

You are still a dick, regardless of reading campaigns from the '80's.

perhaps seeing the king of batflips flipping his bat at insignificant moments in the game will upset you further.

Jay Buhner should be no stranger to you. For shame.

Now that's a bat flip!

Doubt it. You do care because as Mr Buhner said you are a dick. You might also be interested in knowing Jay Buhner thinks you are an insecure turd.

Jay Buhner - the father of modern-day bat flipping - thinks you're a dick.

I don't know. This seems like a lot of work and effort just to pick on a puffy faced, chinless a-hole with gross pube-like hair atop his angry head. Keep it simple. I got deadlines to meet and work to do today.

Will, two posts in one day. Everything okay?

THAD MUTHA FUCKIN COCHRAN!

It's on par with that direct tv puppet wife. I laugh out of nervousness, mostly, and have a hard time looking away. The sweat is a nice touch.