In reality, beer is more so synonymous with Bavaria than Germany. But I'm also a cultured fancy-pants, so I can't fault you

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

At least now we don't have to use "alleged" every time we talk about this shitbird.

I'm told the coffee varies some based on how many pennies the individual franchise owner is trying to wring out of every pot. Yes, there are standalone stores all over New England. They've done a really good job of sort of positioning themselves as the only true and proper choice for a hardworking blue-collar…

The Starbucks Artisan bacon breakfast sandwich is awesome.

S0 I said, "that's one sharp fart! it went through my pants and didn't even leave a hole!"

"Haaarummpff... filthy peasants and their portrait mode videos. I dare say that such a thing would never have been provided by someone who had attended fair Harvard. One can only assume the videographer was educated at Yale."

But at least he didn't kiss his boyfriend after being drafted because, you know, that'd be icky.

Except nobody rallied around the murderer. I'm all for making jokes about dead kids, but I'd prefer they make sense. Otherwise you risk coming across like an idiot just desperate to "shock" people and the people who say +1 just look like dopes.

I just can't understand how he could just kill these men.

Oh yeah nobody was maimed or anything...fucking dumbass.

Despite never having met you, I have zero compunctions about saying you are an awful person. Go away.

I'm looking at you, people who think your dog is friendly and well-behaved enough to be off of a leash. You're all assholes.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for Doc Rivers.

There are times when I hate being a mid-30s father and homeowner in a respectable neighborhood for NO OTHER REASON than I can't sneak around with a couple of Mickey's 40ozs in a backpack like the borderline disastrous mobile party that high school was...

This is one of those things where I couldn't care less if a pitcher uses pine tar—whether or not it is explicitly breaking the rules—but I wholeheartedly endorse ejecting Pineda for being such a sloppy cheat.