Chris Andersen has friends?

I dunno. It's pretty accurate to me. I can't find Dwayne Wade anywhere, just like during the Finals.

I bet Chris Andersen's friends aren't old enough to even know what print media is.

Chris Anderson has had a lot worse things to try to explain.

In reality, beer is more so synonymous with Bavaria than Germany. But I'm also a cultured fancy-pants, so I can't fault you

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

At least now we don't have to use "alleged" every time we talk about this shitbird.

I'm told the coffee varies some based on how many pennies the individual franchise owner is trying to wring out of every pot. Yes, there are standalone stores all over New England. They've done a really good job of sort of positioning themselves as the only true and proper choice for a hardworking blue-collar…

The Starbucks Artisan bacon breakfast sandwich is awesome.

S0 I said, "that's one sharp fart! it went through my pants and didn't even leave a hole!"

We're in Bryant's district (joy oh joy), so we signed Olivia's petition early on. We're thrilled that she won!

correction: Strom Thurmond was their state fossil.

As a resident of South Carolina, I can assure you that most 8 year olds are smarter than the good senator. Google the man if you doubt me.

Damn, sign me up for one of those t-shirts!

Can I just add how awesome that kid is? She already knows she wants to be an Egyptionist, gets a bill passed and wants to write a book? This girl needs a master to teach her Kung Fu so more awesomeness can ensue.

"Haaarummpff... filthy peasants and their portrait mode videos. I dare say that such a thing would never have been provided by someone who had attended fair Harvard. One can only assume the videographer was educated at Yale."

Except nobody rallied around the murderer. I'm all for making jokes about dead kids, but I'd prefer they make sense. Otherwise you risk coming across like an idiot just desperate to "shock" people and the people who say +1 just look like dopes.

Oh yeah nobody was maimed or anything...fucking dumbass.

Despite never having met you, I have zero compunctions about saying you are an awful person. Go away.