I'm looking at you, people who think your dog is friendly and well-behaved enough to be off of a leash. You're all assholes.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for Doc Rivers.

There are times when I hate being a mid-30s father and homeowner in a respectable neighborhood for NO OTHER REASON than I can't sneak around with a couple of Mickey's 40ozs in a backpack like the borderline disastrous mobile party that high school was...

My high school golf team left one at every golf course we visited in 2002. I miss the days when being that immature was acceptable. Now it's all "act like a businessman" and "you had TWO beers at lunch?!" and "no you can't give the cat Red Bull!"

This is one of those things where I couldn't care less if a pitcher uses pine tar—whether or not it is explicitly breaking the rules—but I wholeheartedly endorse ejecting Pineda for being such a sloppy cheat.

Red Sox fans = Raging, pretentious assholes

I agree what Lueuke did was reprehensible. However, this is a business and Lueke has paid for his wrong-doings. Was the sentence a bit of a slap on the wirst? I would say maybe so, but it isn't Major League Baseball's job to oversee the justice system. If the DOC says he's "rehabilitated" who is the MLB to say…

Hate Lueke, but direct an equal or greater amount of hate at the system that allows him to be free right now.

"Childlike people unable to appreciate the inherent value of sweat, pain, or strength wear the Fitbit as they work out"

Why criticize anything that helps people? There's going to be someone that comes on here who was otherwise struggling, like we all do, with fitness, and maybe this nonsense gadget was helping them because it made it just a little more interesting or helpedthem set a routine and then here you go saying it's nonsense. …

The occasion of a person's death is the perfect time to remember their life. If that person's life was full of embarrassing bullshit, that's not the fault of the one remembering, but the one being remembered.

Mute away. Especially if you've got a Nielsen box.

Katie Nolan has a hot-annoying ratio at 1:1. I want to watch, but just can't. Almost the perfect excuse for the Mute button.

come on now. not fair basing a whole fan-base on one asshole in an alternative shitty team hat:

(I do not know this woman and I will be making sweeping generalizations because, internet)

I don't see what's wrong here. Jacoby's people have been trading furs since colonial times.

plus another joke is on him, that beer (while delicious) is not 'ultra-rare'...on tap or in the bottle. SNICKER