Get a Prius.

There could be a host of reasons (generally speaking)...

Have you looked at housing costs in any major US city recently?

Uber might pay you to stop driving, in the same way a drug dealer might pay for your first sample. But once you get hooked on their services, well, that is when the cost starts to go right up.

Fucking Waco Shootout.

We’d all be better off if these dirtbags spent more time with laundry detergent.

They used to have a headquarters in the East Village but were gentrified out of it and moved to the Bronx. Fun fact: Bakersfield has a higher crime rate than San Francisco. 

In Annapolis there’s a Corvette Group that meets weekly, full-on Boomers and most are former Military. Really nice group who obviously care about their wide range of Vettes. (I brought my E-Type out and they made jokes about my life choices and asked some pretty specific questions...)

On May 17, 2015, nine bikers died and 18 were wounded in a shootout between the Banditos and Cossacks in Waco, TX.

That must be a local thing. Here in God’s Waiting Room, FL, there are more Corvettes than you would ever think possible, all driven by Boomers wearing their Navy caps with inappropriately young wives/girlfriends. And every single one of them is bone stock. The Corvettes, not the wives/girlfriends.

Pep Boys threw up on that poor thing.

And there it is: the “black velvet painting” of Corvettes.

Man. A lot of people are going to have their root canal and crown appointments canceled.

Its like a Bosozoku Corvette.

Everyone should take a few seconds and google LASD gangs.

It looks like a Pep Boys threw up.

Nothing Boomer here. Boomers keep their Vettes stock and pristine. Maybe chrome wheels (in a stock style) or a slightly louder exhaust, or occasionally that dumb fake wood stuck on in the cabin. But not this.

Yup… still waiting

Infected with the low-roof/slit windows disease. And it looks like someone over-inflated it. ND.

I’ve seen the best use case for a Magnum in life. The guitarist who replaced Dimebag showed up in store’s parking lot blasting Pantera out of a completely murdered out.  I didn’t know, but one of the girls inside recognized him because he went in to play in her favorite band. While the 300c (and prob magnum) were…