Nah. If I wanted to spring for something this special, I’d prepare to pony up the extra coin for one with a clean title, unpunished engine (nitrous — really?) and properly fettled kit.

OK, Nerdy. Let’s try this without you dismissing it:

What? You think Cheetolini would somehow be deterred from wreaking more havoc?

I truly think we’re on a ’60s British industrialist class decline.

Even better. Reduces the recycling costs.

Dump an ST engine in this and they’ll all be looking up at your stage times. If you can hang on.

Nah. Just shoot ‘em at those manmade islands they’re building off the coast. That’ll get the rich bastards there in milliseconds. And turn them into purée.

Oh it’ll matter.

I do like the more resigned than revolutionary vibe of “Hey, you don’t have to listen. You can just feel the pain.”

That was worth a star for the sheer smartass-edness. Well done.

Until the car stops, or you pause in neutral, the reverse bands are still engaged.

So you’re telling me that reverse dumps facing uphill to light the tires is a bad idea?

You’re just baiting us with this post, ain’t ya?

“And yet, Texas is still so gerrymandered, even voting harder probably won’t be enough to get him out of office.”

The only reason I think the tablet is important is because I find following road directions on the smaller screen difficult, toward dangerous. As a guy beyond a certain age, the bigger screen is safer for me, and by extension those around me, when using navigation.

Hell, I’ll settle for a secure bracket to hold my iPad and a power source.

I think it’s more about the size.

Guess I should’ve used the /s filter, huh? Whoosh!

I don’t know if that’s entirely fair.

Methinks cowboy doth protest too much. You buy that Cyberjunk and wrap it gold foil because you want to attract attention and make a statement.