By title, I stand corrected. That’s absolutely right.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

So what’s the terminal speed between running laps and face-planting on this drive-through barrel?

If Apple could get SharePlay to work half as well as Windows’ Quick Assist for remote support, I’d be on it like mustard on a hot dog. Its current use, to share my music with friends who can hook up to music all by themselves without SharePlay? Not so much.

I thought I’d do some back of the envelope calculations on the 2024 season so far and see how that works out ...

Update: That didn’t last long — got Cyberstruck this morning. It may be oddly-shaped, but it’s as big as a new F-150 4x4. And dingy.

Haven’t really thought about it, but I believe I’m still in the game.

Nonetheless, I feel the point stands. And the punchline wrote itself.

You realize, of course, we’re talking about the French.

Yeah, but you can sell your F-150 or Silverado any day of the week without Elmo threatening to sue your ass into oblivion.

That’s masquerading as a whale. It’s really a killer sub lurking off your port side.

But that would be a full-time solution. Tacos above asked for something that could provide additional oil on demand.

Allow me to submit ... the Yugo.

Sorta. It’s called an Accusump. Check it out:

I love MkI/MkII VeeDubs. And this one contains a nice bit of kit. While I’d love to drive this one to enjoy what I liked about these lightweight pocket rockets one more time, $18 grand is just too much for me to spend for a fleeting 35 year old nostalgia kick.

That’s because he didn’t want to pull the troll out of the grays.

I prefer references to Cheetolini.

Better that than doing nothing but glomming on to some comment and demonstrating you’re nothing but a limp dick.

Yet they’re still living their lives inspecting dicks for plastic.

Life could be worse ... my job could be searching for microplastics in testicles ...