You realize, of course, we’re talking about the French.

Yeah, but you can sell your F-150 or Silverado any day of the week without Elmo threatening to sue your ass into oblivion.

That’s masquerading as a whale. It’s really a killer sub lurking off your port side.

But that would be a full-time solution. Tacos above asked for something that could provide additional oil on demand.

Allow me to submit ... the Yugo.

Sorta. It’s called an Accusump. Check it out:

I love MkI/MkII VeeDubs. And this one contains a nice bit of kit. While I’d love to drive this one to enjoy what I liked about these lightweight pocket rockets one more time, $18 grand is just too much for me to spend for a fleeting 35 year old nostalgia kick.

That’s because he didn’t want to pull the troll out of the grays.

I prefer references to Cheetolini.

Better that than doing nothing but glomming on to some comment and demonstrating you’re nothing but a limp dick.

Yet they’re still living their lives inspecting dicks for plastic.

Life could be worse ... my job could be searching for microplastics in testicles ...

I’d rather go with fugly.

Hell, this thing is worth it to sell the bleached-out taillights for $1500 apiece.

Upon further review, it looks more like a clear cut case of Scheffler doing exactly what he was told to do by tournament staff — show his badge, drive by the traffic and drive into the golfers’ entrance.

Is this the Chinese Buick? Or the Korean one?

That would almost mean something if Ford hadn’t sold more F-150 Lightnings than all the rest combined.

475rwhp can translate to 550-575 at the crank.

It’s arguable that having a car with real good brakes in the ’70s and ’80s was a hazard, yours would panic stop so much faster and shorter than the one behind you.

If somebody is pointing a long gun with an extended magazine at me, I really wouldn’t care in the least what round is chambered in it. At close range with a long rifle, a .22 is every bit as lethal as a .223. The only difference is the hole coming out the back side of my corpse will be significantly smaller.