I agree. Three pictures of guys looking into their laptop cameras and bullshitting, with a postage stamp image of the actual race got tiring fast. Frankly, after the first five laps I switched over to NBC to watch Indycars at Road America — a great race.

Not quite right: It’s not just an idiot podcaster shitting on them, it’s an idiot Spotify executive with a made-up title doing it.

Fuck Bill Simmons.

Not that weird.

It’s hard to get people to listen to you talk shit about fire prevention when you’ve already set your own wildfire.

That trans and rear end will hold 460 hp all day, every day. That’s a Ford 9" rear and C6 automatic backing up that 351M engine. If you’re looking for heavy-duty powertain parts for your hot rod, one of the better places to start lookin’ is under a “last of the big ’uns” late ’70s full-size Ford.

That accounts for the “You hired these fuckups. Now you get to pay enough for you dumbfucks to stop doing this shit” factor.

It’s what pisses me off whenever any of these Giz sites write about “free offers” for cheap food if you sign up for an outlet’s “ordering app.”

I don’t know how to put this to you, but gerrymandering has nothing to do with the US Senate. Senators are voted into office by voters across the entire state.

C’mon, this ain’t for fleet work. And likely has never been used as such.

Dude. If you’re buying a toy truck, all an 8-foot bed is worth is a frame and bed chop to create your toy truck.

You could see the tires. From underneath the new one.

There are very few areas where I agree with Joe Manchin. But one of them is that if there’s a maximum tax credit for domestically produced product, and the entire freakin’ Congress has literally codified that, you don’t make exceptions for foreign interests.

These are fabulous Interstate flyers. And a lot cheaper than a Cessna, while approaching the same speeds. Cheaper to maintain too. If it’s solid, and you need to knock out a lot of miles, Nice Price.

Anything that gets me away from having to endure the insufferable Sky F1 broadcast team is worth it in my book.

Hell, it’s worth $5,500 just for the outrage factor. Buy this and roll through the poshest suburbs around, being sure to throw it in neutral often and blip the throttle to make that small block Chevy bark! Horrify the neighborhood. Nice Price.

Exactly. Power players often have a blind spot, in that they think the best negotiating position is found in having absolute power. They are wrong. The best negotiating position is in having no power at all, and nothing to lose.

“(B)ut this car’s stance, wildly louvered hood, and stripe decals all conspire to give the car some added personality.”

I think you infer far more than Gizmodo writers may be implying.

I prefer Ol’ Puddin’ Fingers myself.