@Damian — Because some people have a sense of humor? Or because yours was shot off in the last war?

This is a car you lease, not one you should buy. Pay for the depreciation and don’t buy the remainder. Then lease the high-maintenance replacement. Lather, rinse and repeat to prevent long-term maintenance bills that’ll sink you deep upside-down in cars like this Teutonic rocket.

For a cheap convertible to run as a summer beater? Nice Price.

Any VW Beetle.

Actually, dumbfuck, he was the CEO and Chief Twit, until he “demoted” himself to Executive Chairman and CTO. Under any and all definitions, Elon Musk runs Twitter and all its tech, you stupid trolling fuck.

Everyone wears their seat belts, or GTFO.

You don’t have to be that way. This is the cheapest way to buy fodder for a Mallet Performance upgrade. Put an LS3 powertrain into this and you could eat a Redline alive.

Mercury precedes NASA by ... a lot.

Because it’s covering a “legitimate” news event in the “public interest.” See also CNN “Town Square” with Donnie the Con.

The idea that the Republican party thinks a malevolent pud like Ron DeSantis is a potential presidential nominee proves that the party’s only chance for survival is to unleash America’s inner asshole.

Actually, I don’t believe he necessarily killed him because he was black. But I absolutely believe he killed him because he thought it was easy.

“Sometimes being pushed out of your own strategic ignorance is the right thing to do,” Lee purportedly said.

Machismo Masochism isn’t that cool.

Yeah, but if you’re 70 you don’t want to be climbing over that high doorsill a half-dozen times a day.

Maybe because Tesla could get a great deal on social media ads with Twitter?

He can call it anything he likes as long as he shows up.

Exactly. Stellantis can stand on its corporate hind legs and bray like an ass if it wants to, but the government is under no obligation to sweeten its deal.

Ruefully, here’s your star.

If you’re an artist, that fix is just a blob of Fimo clay away.

So let me see if I’ve got this right: